
“There have been a lot of natural and man-made disasters on the water. The Titanic for instance, Tom Hanks in Castaway, but the biggest disaster I’ve ever seen on the water is the second year team…we were the iceberg to their titanic. We sunk ‘em dead in the water…it was awesome.”
-Tyler after consecutive victories over the 2nd and 4th year water polo teams
What do you get if you mix football, swimming, soccer, rugby, and wrestling?
Water Polo.
Yeah that’s right, water polo (watch the video at the bottom of this post for a quick instructional video). The Scrapper doesn’t know much about water polo but he knows that the Wake Forest University School of Medicine’s 1st year team might be the most dominant sports team in history (so dominant that the team managed to pull about 40 members of the 1st year class to their latest beating).
The team pulled off two gargantuan wins in a row by thrashing the 2nd years last Thursday and demolishing the 4th years just last night. Listen to the podcast below and the recap of the beatings (Becca and Jessica provide the details).
Water Polo Podcast
Recap of victory over the 2nd years
Before the previously undefeated 2nd years knew what hit them, Becca Ur and Kip Byrum scored on back to back bombs. Obviously toying with the struggling 2nd year team, the first years held off scoring again until the second quarter when John Vossler erupted for two Gretsky-like scores aided by the multitalented Trey Godwin (Trey also had a 60 yard run for the 1st year flag football team tonight as they advanced in the playoffs). During the second quarter, Trey “the game changer” Godwin scored again. With the game already decided, the fourth quarter passed quickly with John Vossler completing a hat trick.
Recap of victory over the 4th years
Following this victory over the second years, the MS1 class began playoff competition, playing the MS4 class for their first match. The notoriety of the first years had spread, resulting in a colossal crowd witnessing Tuesday night’s victory. Excellent goal keeping support was provided by Jason Paluzzi, with the final score as 8-3. While the 4th year team was definitely larger, more experienced, and favoring a European form of beachwear, the 1st years proved which class has the title of athletic superiority.
In the words of Tyler Pace, “We were the iceberg to their Titanic”.
Presidential Quote of the Day
“It solidifies our dominance over the medical school classes in pretty much every sport overall…it’s good to dominate everybody”
-Jimmy Turner, 1st year Class President
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
Water Polo Video

4 comments:
Scrap what are you doing?
First years rule
ODOYLE RULES
2nd years suck
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