I’ve finally got a little bit of time to sit back, relax, watch the ESPYs, and write a post. I decided I’d just spend this article sharing a scattering of thoughts and YouTube videos. Let’s begin:
Phil Mickelson and his wayward driver blew another big tournament today. Mickelson bogeyed three of his last five holes (including driving into a hazard on the playoff hole) to choke away the Scottish Open. Not only is Phil out of shape (I think the official term here is gynecomastia), he’s also about as anti-clutch as an athlete can possibly be. What a waste of talent.
Check out this ridiculous video of a javelin accident on Friday the 13th in Rome:
This is great. Lebron was just introduced and brought in with some people carrying him in a king’s chair. Jimmy Kimmel bends down and kisses his hand and then says “what an entrance, imagine if you guys had won a game in the Finals.” Jimmy Kimmel is great.
If you’ve spent a lot of time on YouTube you’ve probably run into some of Kige Ramsey’s video opinions about sports. This guy is a joke (in a bad way) and always signs off “This is Kige Ramsey of YouTube sports.” Here’s a little sampling of this character:
Stephon Marbury: “We got a youthier player in Zack Randolph.” Youthier?
Boise State just won the ESPY for best game. Gosh, I forgot how great a game that was. Refresh your memory:
Kay Yow, N.C. State’s cancer-stricken women’s head basketball coach, just got presented with a new ESPY award for perseverance. Reminded me of my favorite speech of all-time, the great Jimmy V speech at the ESPYs 6 weeks before he succumbed to cancer. Here it is:
Check out this quote by Greg Oden from his blog about the ESPYS:
“I was sitting next to LeBron's Mom. She and I laughed almost the whole show. Also 2 seats down was Ms. Regina King and she was very beautiful, but I didn't talk to her. The post party was cool. It was packed. I was excited to meet everyone there, but the two that I smile about the most are Kendra from "The Girls Next Door" and Sarah Underwood "Playmate of The Year" -- she is from Oregon ;). They were two of the finest women I have ever met, hands down. Those two were the stars that I won't stop telling people I met for years. In a wrap, the ESPYs were a blast and I would love to go back again.”
Lebron’s new house will be 35,440 square feet, have a recording studio, a bowling alley, a barbershop, a two-story walk-in closet, a theater, elevator, sports bar, aquarium, and a casino (yes A CASINO). Check out the great “Lebrese” on Kimmel the other night:
I’m signing out with my favorite ESPY moment of all time, Will Ferrell serenading Lance Armstrong at last year’s show:
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What is that Kige dude doing? He reports for like 30 seconds saying the stupidest things with the weirdest mannerisms. He looks like he has a pretty serious mental disorder.
is it just me or does serena williams want lebron's nuts really bad? either that or espn wants america to think that. every time lebron did something entertaining she had this look in her eyes that was like "if all these people weren't here and lebron wasn't wearing clothes, oh man..."
Serena: "Lebron had so many great outfits on. He's a better dresser than me." She definetly wants him.
Phil sucks.
Serena wants Lebron and Venus is dating some random golfer on the PGA Tour.
Lebron's house is obscene. And he's going to be living only about 800 feet from his neighbors.
Don't hate on Kige, he's the man.
Are you kidding me? Kige is an idiot, maybe not as bad Stephon Marbury, but he's pretty dumb and REALLY weird. He even filmed one of his videos in a Walmart.
My favorite quote of all time:
"Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul."
I love Jimmy V. Go State!
My favorite Jimmy V quote from his ESPY speech:
"I rode on the plane up today with Mike Krzyzewski, my good friend and wonderful coach. People don't realize he's ten times a better person than he is a coach, and we know he's a great coach."
GO DUKE BABY~~!!!!
Trying to pull a quick one Scrap? I looked up gynecomastia on wikipedia. So True.
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